Staircase or (The Case of the up and down Stairs)

OK, so I lied. My next post was not some hard hitting editorial piece. Nor will the next or the what follows probably be. It'll more likely be some whimsical satire or corny play on words. Because that's what I enjoy doing far more than getting down to the nitty gritty. I'm good at it, when I have to be. But today, and probably every other day I volunteer my personal time to post this drivel - it will most likely be just that. So now..

Have you ever wanted to be a detective? To sleuth around and solve mysteries in a yellow fedora and trench coat?
Me neither. Though I wouldn't mind the fedora and trench coat.

But I do have a compulsion to see how things work. Take them apart. Dismantle them. Put them back together. Or more common than that - just observe. Presume. Assume. Reverse engineer.

I don't have a point. I really just wanted some excuse to post that title. Wordplay makes me smile.

The end.